The Ten Best Things about Cruising

1. Everyone smiles at you even if they hate you.
2. Your room follows you wherever you go, assuming you synchronize your watch with the captain’s.
3. Crème Brulee and salmon can be sent to your room 24 hours a day, for no additional charge.
4. The same t-shirts are available at every port.
5. Your husband may actually wear something other than jeans and sneakers.
6. It is a wonderful place to show off your chic nautical phrases such as, “Is that port or starboard?”
7. You realize how much you love and rely upon Google.
8. No one really knows how to call you.
9. You meet more Indonesians in one day than most of your friends will meet in a lifetime.
10. You only have to spend 2 hours in a city you don’t like.